Merry Christmas Rednecks!
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years.
Now it's time to take a reflective look at
the core beliefs of a culture that values home,
family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life,
I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back
me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit...
that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am
one of those. If you feel the same, pass this
link on to your redneck friends.
Ya'll know who ya' are!
You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended
by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if:
You still say "Christmas" instead
of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your
heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans
with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag,
nor ever intend to.
You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe in and you
aren't afraid to say so, no matter
who is listening.
You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised
your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you read this on my web site and like it,
then you, like me, have just enough Red Neck
in you to share these same beliefs!
God Bless the USA!
