Woman's Prayer

Now I lay me    down to sleep

I pray the Lord      my shape to keep

Please no wrinkles      please no bags


And please lift my butt    before it sags


Please no age spots    please no gray


And as for my belly    please take it away

Please keep me healthy    please keep me young

And thank you Dear Lord    for all that you've done

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Five tips for a woman

1. It is important to find a man who helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important to find a man who loves you and spoils you.

5. It is very important that these four men don't ever meet each other.

Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

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